
Apartment 213
2022 · 90m
Synopsis
A young man trapped in his apartment with a swarm of creatures outside his door must find a way to survive the night and escape from apartment 213.
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Cast

Brande Roderick
Cindy

Kelly Lynn Reiter
Karen

Chris Maher
Mills

Donald Cerrone
Greg Rourke

Michael Pizzimenti
Soldier #2

Vincent E. McDaniel
Tibbs

Dino Dos Santos
Bar Fighter

Habib Madison
Doctor

Danny R. Casillas
George
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Most useless movie of all time

I've literally never written a movie review in my life but I made this account just to hopefully prevent someone from watching this movie. As soon as I saw the merc clearing the graveyard with no magazine in his rifle I knew I wouldn't like it. I made it 30 seconds into the fight scene before I clicked off. Did not live, laugh, or love while watching this failed abortion of a "movie". Please never make another film again, for everyone's sake. The part about it being 666 years after the plague was really stupid too, just corny and irritating to hear. The stereotypical guy just trying to get laid was unnecessary and boring. They're supposed to be a high speed black ops mercenary team and they got spooked by sounds effects that seemed played on a blown out Walmart speaker in the woods, goofy asf.

The plot is bad The acting is bad The story line is bad Every thing is just bad... I thought I was gonna watch a action packed horror moive and 40 minutes in the main character is still in his room talking to his neighbor i think, asking her is she is dead. I really tried to get into the movie but all i was shown was disappointment and the main character struggling to even say words in fact i don't even think he had a script to read from it almost fells like all of the movie was done in one take with some of the weirdest camra shots i've ever seen you can really tell that it wants to be a horror moive but the weird crab walking and dancing zombie demonds are frankly not that scarry Over all 1 star and even that is pushing it Not scarry just some moive a few people made and edited while they where drunk and at 3 in the morning. Very hard to watch indeed...

I have watched this movie twice now. The first time I'd had more than a few drinks and gave it a 5* rating. I'm a sucker for anything demonic and apparently enjoyed it at the time. Having obviously erased that viewing experience from my mind I saw it on prime and thought, that looks interesting. It wasn't until I came on IMDB to give it a bad review, that I discovered I had watched and reviewed it before. The main character is played by some one who is obviously not an actor, but branching out from some sport is my guess. Never heard of him, being from Australia, but I'm guessing something that involves a lot of blows to the head. It is painful to watch at times as he struggles to get his lines out. Heavily drawing on the plot of the Omega Man, it is mainly a two scene movie. In his apartment, and the corridor outside, but just repeatedly seems to be full of people in bad make up crabwalking backwards or shuffling zombie like up and down the passageway. I really liked the idea of this story, but it was so poorly executed and has been done so much better many times before. Was going to be just 1 star, can't resist a demon/hell on earth movie, no matter how crap.

So if you were thinking to watch this movie....jump out the window now and save yourself the torture. This is madness. It's so bad, I wanna go find the writers and and kill them slowly with a paperclip. DONT WATCH THIS.....PLEASSSSSSSSEEEE. I BEG YOU!!!!!!! There are Dora episodes with a better plot than this movie. The main character is a loon balloon and only asks stupid questions when faced with what seems like the apocalypse. If I was him...I wouldn't watch me in this movie either. Dumpster juice. There is one upside though....when you finish the movie, you can get back to your normal life and go make something of yourself. Maybe you can become a director when you get older and make a movie far from this quality 😂.

This film is a great example of how thirsty streaming sites are getting for content. Pretty much anything can get made nowadays and Project Legion, definitely lands in the "never should have seen the light of day" pile. I do think Donald Cerrone deserves some credit. He really did go all in, and tried to make something out of nothing. It takes balls to go out of your comfort zone and risk ridicule from your peers to try and create something different. Hopefully this botched abortion of a film doesn't discourage him from further acting endeavors. You do see the occasional glimpse of potential out of his obviously uncultivated acting abilities, but not even Daniel Day Lewis could have salvaged this turd of a movie.

Damn, where to start, due to at each and every direction this SMELLS and SMELLS REALLY bad. From the script, to the actors, to the direction, to the production ,every aspect of this flic, is made from cheapest of cheap. I can not say that this is the worst flic I have EVER seen for ,that would mean it had promise, for it does NOT. I WOULD stick this movie in a box, label it SMELL, then call ELON to have SPACE X fly it DIRECTLY into the SUN.....hoping it never to return to this planet. Folks if you happen to view, prior to, take a long deep breath and hope that you pass out quickly and you are in the horizonal..Sorry Donald ,PLEASE, PLEASE stick to the fight game ,BECAUSE it does NOT hurt (THE VIEWERS) as much as an ass kicking....

I hadn't heard about this 2022 movie titled "Project Legion" before sitting down to watch it. However, I must say that the movie's synopsis sounded interesting enough. I am rather amazed that writers Lance Kawas, Michael Pizzimenti, James Raptoplous and John Sullivan could collectively managed to churn out something as bad as what "Project Legion" turned out to be. Strange why not a single writer would stop and go 'something is amiss here'. The storyline in this movie was utter rubbish and just downright laughably poor written. Now, I have no idea who Donald "Cowboy" Cerrone is, nor do I have any urge to find out. But a leading actor capable of carrying a movie he was not. The acting in this movie was every bit as wooden, rigid and bad as the script and storyline. So at least those went hand in hand. Visually then "Project Legion" was actually okay. But the special effects could do nothing to lift up the movie, given its total absense of a properly functioning storyline and lack of proper acting. Trust me when I say that "Project Legion" is not worth the time, money or effort. I even fell asleep during the ordeal of sitting through this movie. I ended up just turning off the movie not even having made it 40 minutes into the 90 minutes that the movie ran for. And believe me when I say that I am not ever returning to give "Project Legion" a second chance. "Project Legion" was through and through a massive swing and a miss. I am sure that the concept idea for "Project Legion" might have worked out well enough in the idea phase of its creation, but the transition from idea to script and finally on to the screen just didn't work. My rating of "Project Legion" lands on a two out of ten stars.

This review hurts to write being that I'm a HUGE fan of Donald "Cowboy" Cerrone as a fighter. I've personally met him and he is an awesome down to earth guy. Unfortunately his acting in this film as hard to watch. Although I'm sure it doesn't help that the storyline, script and production are all absolute trash. Immediately you can tell the production quality is low... which would be fine if the story made any sense at all. Everything in this film seems forced and cringey. As I said this it hurts me to write such a terrible review when it comes to the infamous Cowboys Cerrone.... But not nearly as much as it hurt to watch that movie. If you are able to make it all the way through this film. God bless you... and may god have mercy on your soul.










