Seven Orifices

Seven orifice arrive on earth and god forbid they put a camera into one, instead they embark upon an idea so outlandish it defies belief. They worship the orifice, ok I like quirky and I like fun, this is neither, instead of putting on programmes people want to watch netflix serve us with literal garbage like this, what were they thinking? I have never turned a programme off so quickly in my life I couldn't sit through another second of this rubbish, I'm no expert on tv, I have a humour level slightly above beavis and butthead, airplane, white chicks, top secret level humour, hot shots are my thing, despicable me, I couldn't find the humour in this.

Four episodes of nothing but first world childhood trauma. Four individual stories that were recorded whole the story tellers were waiting to go in the orifices. Each episode began with an animation telling us about the orifices, when they appeared and how people reacted to them. ( Those were the best parts, actually)The viewer, logically, in my opinion expects that at some point we will find out what happened to those who entered the orifices or ay least see them from inside but no such luck! The viewer is left with the disappointment of what did I watch?! Why did I waste my time? My reaction? Stick this up an orifice!