The Misty Green Sky

I just watched the movie and have no idea what it's supposed to be. Everything is incredibly and sort of hilariously awful that you have to see it to believe it. The main female character is strange and makes these weird faces, her clothing is very inconsiderate. The rest of the characters don't matter besides the Main female character and this guy who calls himself God. Characters talk in a way that don't sound like people but actors reading from a script, the sound effects are meh, the sound design is absolutely dreadful and given that this was a "Trilogy", this is just the setup but given how it's reviewed, I don't think it's getting a sequel unfortunately because I wanna see how bad they can continue and a very small part of me wants to see if by a massive miracle: can they learn and improve. Oh well.

The animations from 2001 are better than this! It is a preachy story. Some parts are hilarious, her nipples literally continue to bounce for the next 30 minutes after they start. The story, tell your children everything, and do exactly what the scientist say, if you don't you will wipe out the planet. Really, just bad. Maybe it was to give someone a start in the animation industry?

The animation is terrifying, the plot convoluted, the voice-acting wooden, the characters utterly forgettable. Even the twist at the end is strange and poorly pulled. The models for this movie were clearly pre-generated and animated by someone with absolutely no experience. The facial expressions are especially bad, and there are some truly hilarious screen-shots out there. The storyline had so much potential with the message it was trying to give, but Jack Foster clearly has no skill in creating a well-paced plot that isn't confusing. The world-building is also poorly done, as it isn't believable and leaves many unanswered questions. The voice acting, well, I don't need to anything about that. Foster may as well have used computer generated voices. It would have sounded about the same. The majority of the characters are useless, and are only in the movie for the sake of existing. Gwen, the main character, was clearly created by a perverted asshat, as she spends the majority of the movie floating around in various states of nudity(seriously). As far as her personality, there is none to speak of, as with the rest of the cast. Her hair and clothes also change frequently, so it's hard to keep track of her. If you have a couple of hours to laugh your ass off, then this movie is the perfect one for you. I'd just skip the parts that are a bits slow, as most of them don't add to the story, which doesn't make sense anyway.

Other reviewers have mentioned the graphics and CGI work. For those of you who may have seen the animated TV series "Reboot", the look is very similar. Not as well done as in Reboot, but similar. What it lacks, however are: Interesting characters, a cohesive plot, decent voice-over actors, and good writing. Ever play any of those problem-solving/exploratory games, the kind that "Myst" led to? This production is much like those interludes where you, through your avatar, have to stop and talk to a characters that appear throughout the game. Now, take those interludes and run them non-stop, back-to-back, and that's what watching this movie is like. I appreciate their effort, but...................

Looking past the cheap CGI, There is about twenty minutes of actually rather good story in here, but a lot of sub-plots that go nowhere. scenes that just go on and vignettes that don't really serve the story (including a bit of gratuitous fan-service), all padding out the run-time. Were this a 15 to 25 minute short, it may have been worth watching, but even with state-off-the-art production values, I think I still would be bored with all the extraneous stuff.